3/27/2023 0 Comments Hd the talos principle wallpaper![]() ![]() I spent five minutes kicking it just for being Resident Evil 4 in space, and for having the characters and dialogue of a low-budget original Syfy Channel horror movie crafted from living turd. ![]() Phew, you people were right I did used to be a lot harsher on things. "What's next, Yahtz? A greatest hits album? A clip show?" Well, I feel justified in tackling the remake on multiple fronts: firstly, the original Dead Space and my review of it was so many whiskey sours ago, I can barely remember either, secondly, the remake brings enough changes that I found I had sufficient new things to say, and thirdly, the longer I put off having to do Hogwarts Legacy, the more time I have to shop around for glaziers I can hire after, like, nine diametrically opposed internet communities come over and smash all my windows.Īnd fourthly, besides, Dead Space 1 is perfect remake fodder we're always saying, "Don't remake stuff that was good in the first place remake something that had a spark, but didn't quite reach its full potential", and that certainly was the impression I got rewatching my old review. "First, you re-review No Man's Sky, and now this?", I hear you cry. Here's some remasters of shit you used to like while we wait for the day we can rip off some innovative indie game that inexplicably does gangbusters.'" And then, of course, there's the recent Dead Space remake. I remain convinced we're in a transitionary period of gaming, for as it said in the Book of Revelations, "And I beheld a great beast, and with its left hand did it smite the non-profitable live services, and with its right hand did it stealth drop a remaster of Metroid Prime for some reason, and the Lord spake, 'Yea, do we officially not know what you people want anymore. ![]() This week in Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Dead Space, the 2023 remake. ![]()
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